So I frequent a website called Babble.com, which is a parenting website. I like it because it typically has a bit more than the same boring things places like Babycenter.com have, and without the drama of the boards that Babycenter.com has. So I came upon their list of "Top 100 Newborn Essentials" and perused it since it's been my experience that a lot of these lists end up having things that really aren't needed, but make the website's sponsors happy. This one was no different, and I felt a strong need to post a long ass comment about those things that aren't actually essential, especially for newborns. I post it here to share. What do you think?